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Cultivation: When you take things to the extreme
by Forget to wear a vest
Having crossed into the Immortal Cultivation World and finding himself at the very bottom, struggling to survive, Xu Yang discovered he possessed a special golden finger. As long as he persisted in any single activity, he could gain the power to transform the decayed into the miraculous.Eating: Stabilize the Foundation and Cultivate Essence, strengthen the body, extend lifespan…Sleeping: Nourish and accumulate energy, be as vigorous as a dragon or a tiger, Eternal Youth…Breathing: Turtle breathi…
Extreme Pampering
by XiangCha
[Dazzling Beauty × Aloof Tycoon] [His Deliberate Plan]That night, abandoned by the man she had loved for ten years, she was deeply saddened and sought solace in alcohol, but accidentally drank the drugged liquor. Then, he appeared. With a lazy posture and a relaxed tone, he asked, "How about being with me?" He was a big shot feared by all and stood atop the pyramid of society. She knew he was a handful, yet she was still somewhat captivated by him. Thus, she agreed, "Fine." From then on, it beca…
The Extreme Alchemist of the Mighty Cauldron
by The Eternal Green Lotus
In a freak alchemy accident, the omnipotent Extreme Alchemist of his generation was bound to the continuous cycle of worldly existence. His fallen soul was reincarnated into the body of an ordinary young man named Fang Lin. From then on, Fang Lin became the chaotic mess of an alchemy genius. "You’re nothing but scraps before me. I am the almighty Extreme Alchemist! So, you’re a martial arts genius, huh? Come...Come. Come! Have a taste of the elixir made by the great master."The path of becoming …
Call Of The Dark
by MishaK
Driven by his need for revenge, Lazarus, the Lore’s most ruthless vampire, plots to seize the throne of Wilyra and rule it along with his betrothed, the fae goddess Maeve who thrives in a borrowed body. Lazarus has a perfect plan—until he finds Emmalyn, a young mortal who is the daughter of the rebel leader of blood vassals in his kingdom and an integral part of his plan. He captures the young girl to cast her soul out for Maeve. Emmalyn yearns for a better life to escape from her stepmother…
Extreme Cold Era: Shelter Don't Keep Waste
by Seventeen Kites
"According to prophecy and scientific calculations, the entire world will see temperatures drop to minus forty degrees within three years, and even the earth's core will be frozen within three hundred years.""What should we do?""Gather all our strength, build a shelter together with unwavering unity. In the face of disaster, we must stand united, and everyone needs to do whatever they can to ensure a future for humanity!""But what if someone refuses to work and just wants to eat and be lazy?""Th…
Extreme Almightiest Young Master
by Ordinary Heart
The unbeatable young master makes his return to the city."Hello, Principal, I'm your fiancé..."
Extreme Pampering After Marriage
by Escaped
# destinyXu Youyou, daughter of the Xu family who had been sent to the countryside to nurse her health years ago, had returned to uphold the marriage promise with the Lin family. On the eve of her wedding, the groom escaped abroad in search of his dream girl. The crowd gasped and watched on excitedly. Xu Youyou’s only comment was, “Okay.” The next instant, her fair hands had seized the collar of a man’s shirt as she asked sweetly, “Mr. Mo, can you marry me?” The business tycoon, Mo Shenbai, was …
Extreme Wealth System
by mobisa
[Spent 1000 Yuan. 10x Critical Hit. Earned 10000 Yuan. The money has been transferred to account XXX XXX.][Spent more than 1000 yuan in a day. Received 1 lottery ticket. Do you want to use it?][YES] [NO]Taking a deep breath, Lu Fan clicked on the Yes button.[You have drawn Extreme Luck.][Extreme Luck: Luck that is beyond the heavens. The host’s luck is way beyond mortal limits.][You have spent 9000 yuan. 10x Critical Hit. Earned 90000 Yuan. The money has been transferred to account XXX XXX.][Spe…
Extreme Addiction
by Shi Jingjing
Leh Ying found herself acquainted with the higher echelons she should not aspire to, and when the profligate young master Liu Huaiying pursued her relentlessly, she had no escape.A fleeting glimpse of Young Master Xu, Xu Jingxi's appearance, had her heart fluttering, and her spirit moved; the Xu family was the center of power within Forty-Nine City, and only he could change the game.On a snowy night, by the door of the Mercedes Benz G Class, she tiptoed and gently cupped her palm to light a ciga…
Miss Not so Typical: Consider me Humored (GL)
by talesofheaven
Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember.**Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell.Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismati…
Kiss The Dark
by AmeraWolf80
Sold into marriage to a reclusive man. Megan is dragged to a clandestine midnight ceremony and delivered to Gabriel North. Megan must spend 30 days married to Mr. North before she may finally be free forever. The only problem is that he marries every year only to annul the marriage and his brides are never heard from again. No one knows anything about him except that he is extraordinarily wealthy, and he has an estate high on the mountain above the city that no one is brave enough to visit. Bef…
Extreme Vigilance
by Mohawk
If you knew, this world has a realm of light and darkness, and there were two of you...--Countless wonders, all in "Extreme Alert"!Written by Mo Wu, guaranteed to be of high quality. Feel free to dive in!
Extreme Pampering: I Love You, Sweetie
by Knife's cat
She had been with her boyfriend for three years. One day, she went to pick him up at the airport, only to witness him hugging her sister. This revelation shattered her world, revealing that everything had been a facade! Angered by the betrayal, she accepted the proposal from her ex-boyfriend's brother. Later, when they met again, she was all smiles, deeply in love with him, completely disregarding her scumbag ex-boyfriend.Generally, it's a story of a wolf in sheep's clothing bringing a helpless …
The Dark Luna
by CELLICA
*Book 1 Completed**Book 2 Completed*Blanca Vergil, the first of her kind, a young, naive hybrid, met Dimitri Norton, a rich, handsome, and powerful vampire.After a terrible betrayal in his past, he used his powerful abilities to fight against his fate.But when two strangers come together and two lifemates face treacherous schemes and uncover a dark mystery that links them together, you get a story and an adventure no one could have ever foreseen.
The Dark Magus
by D_RegalInsomniac
Please support with power stones for WPCupdate: Didn't win. Yeah, I know, it sucks. I'd still take the power stones tho. ----------"The dark mage, Jason, died a heroic death at the age of thirty. He sacrificed himself bravely to save all the rankers in the tower from the Others and everyone in the tower will always remember him as a hero."That is the story that everyone heard about Jason's death. The truth was very different.In truth, Jason was betrayed by the heavens just before the war ended a…
Extreme Unbeatable Divine Doctor
by Loneliness watching the fire
Three years prior, Zhao Yang was framed and banished from his home, but by a twist of fate, he had a fortuitous encounter. Upon his return, he was a master of unparalleled medical skills, in addition to possessing the mysterious cultivation technique!He could heal incurable and complex diseases with just a touch, specializing in treating all kinds of defiance. This is the story of a little Divine Doctor's defiance of the heavens and his rise to power, reigning supreme over the world!
THE EXTREME OF LIFE
by DaoistiWcaVj
Alex Rockefeller is a son in law of the Assex family. He is bullied by his in laws because he is a poor person. But this changed when he received his father's gift. He found out he was a billionaire. Alex worked hard to be strong for his loved ones.
Dark Honor
by Legacy_za
Screams. Wails. Cries. Sobs.Regrets. Punishments. Sufferings.Pain. Pain. And Pain.Hell reeks of those smells.Scratchy and dark? Emotionless and screeching like nails on a chalkboard? I smirk. You poor little, clueless souls. Tall slender, wearing a red silk suit; his eyes have pure darkness. Stare at me, and I will get you to tell me what you desire; the words spoken in a deep, soft tone make the hair stand up at the back of your neck.He has tried to make people believe that darkness and evil ar…
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by Beatinvestagaterme
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Extreme Love- Indonesia
by Farahdiba_Sandala
21+++ Pernahkah kalian melihat Seorang gadis di culik, Lalu Menikahinya Karena Pria ini menaruh dendam padanya, Menyiksanya dalam kekerasan ekstrim dan melecehkannya.? Merenggut miliknya yang berharga...? Mengklaim dirimu adalah miliknya selamanya. Kebersamaan dan kebenaran gadis itu membuatnya jatuh cinta padamu, dan Lama-lama kaupun Memaafkannya,belajar Mencintainya...? Apakah Aku sudah gila..? Saat ini Hasrat dan cinta bersatu di antara mereka...! Akankah kehadiran Wanita lain dapat Merusak h…